Got a two facials and new foundations, (liquid and powder.) I’m a happy kiddo.
dont talk to me when i have headphones on
“but u always have headphones on”
well look who’s catching on
(via thepigwholived)
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.
she broke a knife in half
(via longestgoodbye)
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
(via karebear-kara)
imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
(Source: methlabrador, via persistere-persistens)
